I might be movin’ to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss

Raisin’ it up
Waxen it down
In a little white box
I can sell uptown
By myself I wouldn’t
Have no boss,

But I’d be raisin’ my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin’ my lonely Dental Floss

Well I just might grow me some bees
But I’d leave the sweet stuff
For somebody else…
but then, on the other hand
I’d Keep the wax N’ melt it down
Pluck some Floss N’ swish it aroun’
I’d have me a crop
An’ it’d be on top

(that’s why I’M movin’ to Montana)

Movin’ to Montana soon

Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon

(yes I am)
Movin’ to Montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune
I’m pluckin’ the ol’ Dennil Floss
That’s growin’ on the prairie
Pluckin’ the floss!
I plucked all day an’ all nite an’ all Afternoon…

I’m ridin’ a small tiny hoss
(His name is MIGHTY LITTLE)
He’s a good hoss
Even though He’s a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
He’s a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
Any way I’m pluckin’ the ol’ Dennil Floss
Even if you think it is a little silly, folks
I don’t care if you think it’s silly, folks
I don’t care if you think it’s silly, folks
I’m gonna find me a horse
Just about this big
An’ ride him all along the border line
With a Pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand
By myself I wouldn’t
Have no boss
But I’d be raisin’ my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin’ my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin’ my lonely Dental Floss
Well I might Ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin’
In the moon-lighty night
And then I’d Get a cuppa cawfee
N’ give my foot a push…
Just me ‘n the pymgy pony
Over the Dennil Floss Bush
N’ then I might just Jumb back on
An’ ride Like a cowboy
Into the dawn to Montana
Movin’ to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin’ to Montana soon

Zappa on CNN Crossfire in 1986

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ISil7IHzxc

“Why are people afraid of words?”

“I don’t believe that there is any word that needs to be suppressed, there is no scientifical realistic reason why you should suppress words from people.”

“I think if you use these so-called ‘strong’ words, I think people get their point across faster and there is no beating around the bush.”

- This is from the 1986 Debate around Suppressing / Censoring Music, Music Videos. This debate is still on the forefront of the game today. Internet Censorship, Government control of Internet is the quest the suppress Words from the people. Words proliferate Ideas, Words describe things, Words are communication and humans aren’t meant to communicate.